In the United States of America, Fritos®-encrusted KFC exists. No word of a lie, I've also seen fish sticks covered with candy sprinkles in the frozen food aisle of a grocery down south. Junk food is suburban heroin.
While traveling through Florida, I came across a street corner prophet that looked just like Hulk Hogan:
A few of the EPIC gift shops I came across in Florida. All carrying the same seashell-bedazzled, copyright infringed crap. God bless America: