5 Nights 'til Halloween

The most ghastly ghouls come out to play on the nights leading up to All Hallows Eve. Vampires, zombies, the creature from the cotton ball lagoon...er, WHAT!? If you have a bizarre phobia (or are seeking an acting school credit), the Maury Povich Show is willing to exploit it:

Peaches, Pickles, Balloons... this is must-see TV, people.